It’s been a while, because frankly I started getting jaded but here’s something new. Wowgirls is total wow. Bridging the gap brilliantly between glam erotica and really dirty hardcore this must be my favourite pron du jour. Mind-blowing orgasms await you in your fapping pleasure, guaranteed! Where else can you see beautifully shot gorgeous girls sucking cock, licking pussy, even rimming both girls and guys, and ending up with a load of cum on their faces as if it was photographed by a top ASC pro? Nowhere else as far as my research tells me so far.
For some, a lot of fetish play and BDSM has to do with dirty bathrooms, alleys and stinky cum soaked dungeons. That’s fine. But to me, the first thing that cums to mind is granddaddy Mr De Sade. The guy was hardly broke. And if you look at some of the prices for fetish wear you know that you need to have to two things to indulge in BDSM - time and money. Decadent sexual practices after all, were often a result of boredom, no? Workers and peasants after all, were too busy working, farming and breeding their next generation to get wild and kinky. To those with a lot of time and money on their hands, they chose to spice things up. Enter the newest creation from the geniuses behind Kink, something called the Upper Floor which puts the decadence back into BDSM porn, with 24/7 live 24/7 domination/submission. Decadent? You betcha! Think Eyes Wide Shut with slave training, fucking and cum shots. Intriguing, no?
There’s more over at my friends at BDSM TUBE.
The whole Stones thing reminded me of the curious phenomenon of Stalags or Stalag magazines. In a display of sadomasochistic depravity that makes the Night Porter look positively vanilla, Stalags were an actual phenomenon in Israel in the 1960s, around the time of the Eichmann trial and featured plenty of juicy titles like “I Was Colonel Schultz’s Bitch”, etc. You get the point. Nazi exploitation flicks and books make sense but the fact that they appeared in Israel is beyond me. There is apparently a documentary on this subject but no specifics on the festival dates or DVD release. I would really like to see that doc - wondering if it would shed some light on this insanity!
I don’t remember where I first saw this image of the Rolling Stones done up as Gestapo Nazi pedophile crossdressers but I always found it highly disturbing. Is it the Nazi fetishism? The underage girls? The Pasolini-esque claustrophobia of unbridled power in the wrong hands when ‘everything is permitted’, a la “Salo”? Mick in a g-string? Well, let’s face it, today’s or even yesterday’s rock stars are the closest we get to that nightmarish scenario, but apart from the Nazi fantasies of “Pink” in The Wall, who else among stars and celebrities is aware of it?
Well let’s take a look at the cover of It’s Only Rock and Roll, also by Guy Pellaert:
Looks a little bit like the original, no?
I wonder whose idea this was - surely couldn’t have been Brian Jones’, could it have?
The interesting thing about Nazi fetishism is that while Hitler gets an A+ for costume design and art direction, it is often espoused by the very people that would be at the front of the line to the gas chambers homosexuals (biker and leather dudes) and Jews. Wait, did I just write Jews? Yup. Next up, the curious phenomenon of Stalag magazines from Israel!
I find this image highly arousing. A woman smoking a pipe and a full bush. Unfortunately I wasn’t able to find info on the photographer and/or the model. Will try and research some more.
Even the less seasoned porn surfer is probably aware of the term CFNM, which has been around not just in name but essentially forever, as I will explain in a few. For me, it’s the name that’s most fascinating - not because of the witty abbreviation that runs off your tongue so wonderfully, and to paraphrase a certain butterfly collecting pompous ass of a novelist, “CFNM, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. See Eff-En-Emm: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. C.F.N.M.” So what is CFNM, exactly? Well, most of us know by now that it stands for ‘clothed female naked male’ - however, what the hell does that do for either the the male or the female? This CFNM blog does a pretty good job exploring all the nuances - it seems there are as many different directions this rather all encompassing fetish can take - from switching on and off between who is the domme - the male or the female. Besides, CFNM has existed in art
for much longer than it’s existed in porn.
The top image is Perseus and Adromeda by a painter named Mengs. The bottom is taken from a live CFNM orgy party in Prague. The nice thing is that we don’t have to CHOOSE between art and porn - we can enjoy both! For all about CFNM, check out the aptly named “What is CFNM?”
What is the perfect vagina? Different strokes, different pussies. I find no pussy to be distasteful - unless egregiously over the top hairy. But there was an article on BBC today of all places that talked about “cosmetic labial surgery”. Check it out. Very odd stuff. It appears that most of these ‘cosmetic surgeries’ were done to make an ‘outie’ into an ‘innie’. Now, I admit that an outy pussy looks a bit jarring sometimes, or at the very least the first time you have seen one. But as all nicely trimmed, groomed and fresh vaginas, they are delectable flowers for eating and fucking. Besides, shape doesn’t affect the ability to give or receive pleasure, right? It’s not like we are talking about the difference between micropenis and Long Dong Silver (who I have always been intrigued about - me and Clarence Thomas). Anyway, once you get past the initial oddness of the pussy lips sticking out would you kick a hot chick with an outy out of bed? Ich don’t think so.
I suppose I find all vaginas to be perfect - within reasonable limits of course…
People seem to have varying definitions of “Rubenesque” and I am not so mad as to have an opinion about something, or not to have one. Obviously, a lot of strange stuff has been happening for a long time in terms of women’s images and what women are supposed to look like. I suppose tastes vary but that’s why ‘average’ body type means exactly that - an average, a mean, meeting in the middle between extreme fatness and extreme skinniness. Of course here in the USA we have a major problem with obesity. In all my travels there have been few places I had seen - with the contentious inclusion of the UK - where people are so fat. On the other hand, oddly enough, the so called standard of perfection is actually stick insect, rail thin, Holocaust death camp grossness, ribs sticking out from under skin, etc. So the average should meet in the middle, right? Not sure. The middle seems to cover quite a lot of ground which is why the definition of Rubenesque is apparently up to the individual. Now, I’m not sure just how majorly, Pieter Paul was of a chubby chaser. Granted, some of his women do look not only big but at first glance it might almost seem as if they have stretch marks! Now, are they stretch marks or just natural rolls or flesh - which can be a turn-on actually, because IMO it makes the person look more ‘real’ as well as more soft, and henceforth more fuckable?
Look, there’s a reason why they call it more cushion for the pushin’! Look, I like all kinds of different girls. It’s the diversity and the wonderful assortment of flavours that counts. Although I must say, I definitely would veer more toward the Rubens end of the spectrum than Twiggy.
Going the other way, you’d need to show me something out of the ordinary and unusual to get me hard, like this chick with odd puffy nipples, very small tits, but piercing blue eyes, great hips, and a nice pussy haircut, oh and a look that says “I don’t care if I have weird small tits, come on and eat and fuck this pussy!” Look, variety is the spice of life, right?
Sorry, that’s it, just an amazing ass. The girl could use a good meal IMO (posting about that cumming right up) but for some miraculous reason, she lost none of her body weight in the ass area. Or maybe it’s just the angle. Nice scenery too, I wonder where that could be… maybe Montenegro? Corsica? Nice peaks. Nice water. Incredible ass. What is it about a woman’s buttocks that is so attractive? Beats me, but it’s a delight, that’s for sure!
Adding to their list of some very interesting BDSM sites, Kink.com has come out with 3D Kink, a new interactive virtual reality sex game site focusing on fetishes. Not exactly porn? It’s in the mind of the user. For those who do have a wild imagination especially in re to fetish sex, the sky’s the limit with this one and it does look like a lot of fun. I’ve always wanted to create my own slave…